If I were a human

I would be 24 years of age

I would dress the part (which I do)

I would have a fast car (I have fast paws)

And I be out of college (or on to grad school)

I would have the world by the tail.

Well, I am a cat

I dress the part of a very handsome fellow each and every day of my kitty life

I have fast paws—VERY FAST

I can climb any tree and walk any fence—I am a cool cat

I even trip up Boo Berry as she walks by and

tumble her like a leaf.

She jumps up and gives me a hurt look, but I laugh and run off

I am TLC Cai-Cai—the Kitty of the FARM!!

TLC Cai-Cai