I DO NOT GET IT!!!!
FUZZZZZYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY HELP ME!!!
FUZZY STOP MOM!
PLEASE!!!
Stop Mom? Why Boomer?
She went inside to get a bucket of soap and water and a bucket of clean water.
Sigh.
Gosh! Why Boomer? I don’t see any reason WHY she would be after ‘bath’ stuff.
Well, er…it’s because of this—see?
Yeah! Hummm, smells pretty interesting, Boom. Where did you find it?
In the corn field…Oh, Fuzzy! It was so neat! I was out there with Mom while she picked the very last of the sweet corn; it was just there, about four rows in and big, huge, hulking pile of FRESH poop!
I was ecstatic to be the very first dog to find it!
YIPPEE!!!
It was so cool, I rubbed my whole neck and face and then rolled my back in it!
Suddenly I heard Mom heading back to the house so I ran just as fast as I could run to catch up with her and show her my very cool treasure!!! I had the biggest grin on my face so she would understand just what a neat thing I was wearing.
Ummm….she didn’t like it, Boomer?
No, actually she didn’t. She just said, “Sit right here, Boomer…I’m going in to get your bath stuff. You are NOT wearing fresh poop!” Then she headed into the house.
Well, that’s okay, Buddy! Humans never understand the good stuff in life! At least you got to have it for a few minutes.
Yeah, I guess so, Fuzzy. I guess so. Pouted Boomer.
At least the rains are leaving and the sun is coming back. We will be able to lay in the warmth come morning.
True, Fuzzy! True. Who knows I just might find something else out there. A dog can always hope.
Boomer
Life on a Colorado Farm 
haha. yucko!
love the header photo!
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What’s wrong with poop mom? Does anyone know why dogs love to roll in that nasty stuff?
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“…ecstatic to be the very first dog to find it!” LOL
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Just had too chuckle. They do find the most gross stuff and are so proud to show us! Lol!
Cheri
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Ah yes, the combined smell of wet dog and fresh poop. Ranch perfume.
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Ha ha ha…..fresh poop. Like French perfume.
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Dogs may have a better sense of smell than humans but they seem to have no sense of disgust for dead and poopy smells.
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Boomer, Boomer, Boomer… 😉
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Oh, Boomer, I have to agree with Mom on this one!
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Oh Boomer, some dogs never learn.
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First WOW! about the sunset header photo. You could frame and hang that one for sure.
Hahahaha on Boomer’s perfume. Good thing for us that dogs can’t give their people baths for some of the things they consider perfume.
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Poor Boomer. Some folks just don’t understand the finer things in life.
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Eww eww eww – I’m rather glad my dog has a princess complex and dislikes getting dirty 🙂 Then again, she has lovely pure white legs and wants to keep them that way! She cleans herself like a cat, it’s wonderful!
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Rolling in stinky, gross stuff is so glorious! I’m sorry you had to get a bath afterwards. Fuzzy is right, B. Moms just don’t understand, sometimes.
Love and licks,
Cupcake
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Gosh Boom! Good thing you didn’t decide to sample a taste of the stinky stuff. That would have changed the whole outcome of the bath.
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Oh man, Boomer! T hat’s awful. Are you okay? baths can be dangerous. But, you have a really good nose, right? So, you could slip off to the corn and locate that nice stuff again!
Your Friend
The Gus
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HA HA —“El Poopo Cologne”, huh???? Bet is has a ‘unique’ smell … YUK… Bet Boom didn’t like his BATH—but I’m sure that Fuzz and Mom loved the smell of bath rather than that NEW perfume!!! ha
Hugs,
Betsy
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Poo-fume!
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🙂 Oh, Boomer…….
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Dear Linda, I’ve never lived with dogs–well, when I was in grade and high school my brother’s best buddy was a dog, Kentucky. Mom named him that because we couldn’t remember our addresses my brother was 3 and I was 6 but she knew we’d remember the name of the country road if she gave that name to this wonderful dog.
I’ve lived with cats my adult life and so your postings about Boomer and Fuzzy really tickle my fancy! Thank you. Peace.
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Dear Boomer, Thank You for that wonderful account this Friday. Yes, it is sad that hoomans do not appreciate the finer things of life. Let us be patient with them. Sorry Fuzzy could not help. Maybe he thought that he too would get a bath if he interfered. Bow Wow till the next time.
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It is what dogs do best some days:(
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I am laughing … but also remembering why we don’t own pets any more. (Sad, but that’s what lazy people give up!)
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Your dogs are awesome! Looks like fun living on your farm.
-john
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🙂
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Ha ha, I guess a dog’s gotta do what a dog’s gotta do !!
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