I have a job.

Well, I have several jobs, but the biggest and best — is barking the Amazon truck into the yard.

Or the UPS Truck.

Or the FedEx Truck.

Or the Mail Lady.

The Ditch Rider.

OR ANYONE OR ANYTHING THAT COMES INTO THE FARM YARD!!!

Yepper!  That’s Me!

Loud, Shrill, Doorbell! (Until Dad yells STOP, that is.)

Boo Berry Betty Brown